* KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
* PLATO: For the greater good.
* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
* KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
* RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
* CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives being called into
question.
* MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn ' t anyone
ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all
over the place, anyway?"
* FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
* GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don ' t really care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There
is no middle ground here.
* MOHAMMED ALDOURI: ( Iraqi Ambassador): The chicken did not cross
the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don ' t even have a
chicken.
* OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the
road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time,
whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* DARWIN : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to
cross roads.
* EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
* ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road
perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long
straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an
unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken ' s
motion
* NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for
crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
* THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection
between the chicken and the road.
* ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by
the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too
long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in
force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over
this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can
cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money
o institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless
chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
* RAILA ODINGA: Had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road?
Crossing the road is a two horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!!! besides
no one can stop the river nile....... But if we cross the road like i have done
seven times so far, then we can invite the chicken to come back to the
original side of the road....
*EMILIO MWAI KIBAKI : Kuku ilivuka pale pale, ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine,……… na hatuwezi kataa, tutakataa namna gani ? Hakunaaa !!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku………..…....ni wapumbavu.................mavi ya kuku!!!
* PLATO: For the greater good.
* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
* KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
* RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
* CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives being called into
question.
* MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn ' t anyone
ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all
over the place, anyway?"
* FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
* GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don ' t really care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There
is no middle ground here.
* MOHAMMED ALDOURI: ( Iraqi Ambassador): The chicken did not cross
the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don ' t even have a
chicken.
* OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the
road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time,
whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* DARWIN : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to
cross roads.
* EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
* ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road
perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long
straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an
unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken ' s
motion
* NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for
crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
* THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection
between the chicken and the road.
* ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by
the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too
long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in
force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over
this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can
cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money
o institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless
chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
* RAILA ODINGA: Had the chicken signed an MOU not to cross the road?
Crossing the road is a two horse affair. Anything else is a donkey!!! besides
no one can stop the river nile....... But if we cross the road like i have done
seven times so far, then we can invite the chicken to come back to the
original side of the road....
*EMILIO MWAI KIBAKI : Kuku ilivuka pale pale, ikienda huko huko........na hilo ndilo jambo la muhimu.......hakuna mambo ingine,……… na hatuwezi kataa, tutakataa namna gani ? Hakunaaa !!! Na hao wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya kuku………..…....ni wapumbavu.................mavi ya kuku!!!
